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Please join us as we raise voices to sing out toasts to praise-worthy
feats and glorious undertakings of the season past!
Once again Time draws nigh for one and all to honor the warriors of
renown and to recall the great deeds that have made the 2005 River City
Bicycles Cyclocross Crusade the biggest, baddest and bestest cyclocross
series in the whole U.S of A!!!
- Prizes for Cross Crusade Series Winners and Whiners
- The bestowing of the "Golden Bag of Sand" and other special
recognition awards
- Medals for State Champs
- Series Prize Swag Bag
- Doorway of Doom Raffle
- Witness the S.S. Series Points Equation of Wonderment (A Custom
Vanilla Frameset to the winner!)
- Touch the Eternal Mullet of the Perpetually Unshaven Dungeon Master
Bradley Ross!
- Meet the Partially but Stylishly Bearded Lady of the Lake! (actually
this will just be Brian Witty in drag)
- Witness the Enchanted Magicks at work on the Unstainable Chinos of
Potestio!
- Stare into the eyes of Beastmaster Slingsby!
- Ponder upon the sublime with Sir Russ "the Body" Humberston
- Laugh and cry with Sir Donovan's subtle, intuitively felt, rhythmic
quality mood swings
- Be dazzled by the blue flame pyrotechnic displays of John "the Wizard"
Myers
- Music and mood enhancement by the Digital DJ
- Unveiling of the 2005 Cyclocross Crusade Series DVD by John
"Paparazzi" Wilson (Check out the teaser! 4.3 MB WMV file)
Also featured will be a free-form interpretive Dance of the Sylphs,
Mongolian Throat Singing, a cleverly albeit modestly arranged buffet of
tasty finger foods as well as ample quantities of MacTarnahans' "Any
Time, Any Temperature" Energy Replacement Fluid.
When can you expect to experience astonishing things???
Only on Saturday, December 3rd 2005. Doors open at 6pm and awards start
at 7pm at the Mountain Cycles/ Kinesis facility located at 3808 N.
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